BLUFFET.COM - FUEL FOR THE FLAWED

THE RESTAURANT

Welcome to Bluffet. We’re a restaurant where no one cooks.
Also, we’re never open.
But hey, here are some recipes you can make when you’re feeling flaw-y.
It was a pleasure not serving you.

DELICATESSEN

HANG ON

Go with hangovers,
go with the flaw.

THE BIG SNOOZE

Go with a late start,
go with the flaw.

MUNCHIES

Go with the crave,
go with the flaw.

It’s too late to add
a new video now.
We’ll try again,
maybe on wednesday.

Get your munchies ready.
Next video coming up friday,
4:20 pm.

Oops, we are never open.
Try the recipes below and fuel your flaw.

We don’t really exist, this button is here for design purposes only.
But hey, check out the recipes.

We suggest you book a table at an existing restaurant.
Meanwhile, have a go at the recipes below.

Sorry you can’t book a table, we haven’t got any. But we have got recipes. Try them.

You’re in luck! We have one free table on February 31st. If you can’t wait, start with our recipes.

We believe in working from home, so be our chef today and cook yourself these special meals.

Oops, no employees here. But hey, try making these recipes at home.

Our employees are on holidays. Forever. But hey, try making these recipes at home.